Thursday, August 29, 2002
The Poll has spoken! Most voted for me to tell a Crazy, but TRUE Story...
It was a steaming Thursday evening. I was standing on the underground subway platform at 96th street in NYC. The humidity was forcing the sweat to run down my face, down my back, my legs, etc. Everyone around me was moving very slowly and I could see the haze resting stagnantly in front of my eyes.
I slowly turn my head to the left to see if the subway was coming down the track, when I notice a HUGE hornet hovering in the air next to my face. It was moving so slowly and kind of resting in the stale air that was consuming the entire underground area. The hornet startles me cuz it is so close to my face, but then I start to laugh cuz it is moving SO SLOWLY! As I go to turn my head away, this lazy hornet suddenly gets a burst of energy and lands directly on my left eyeball.
I IMMEDIATLY FREAK! I grab the bee off my eye and throw it towards the ground, all the while doing a little scardey-cat dance and shaking my body in massive convulsions. People all around me were staring and laughing and I just kept shuddering.
Eventually the subway came and I got on it. I stood there, holding the pole, reminiscing about the horrifying experience I just had. I look down at my shoes, pondering the moment, when I realize that the hornet it now sitting on my shirt staring at me with it's beady eyes. Just staring at me!
Once again....I flip out, grab it off my shirt and throw it away from me.
Who knows where it ended up.
As long as it stopped stalking me!
---end scene---
It was a steaming Thursday evening. I was standing on the underground subway platform at 96th street in NYC. The humidity was forcing the sweat to run down my face, down my back, my legs, etc. Everyone around me was moving very slowly and I could see the haze resting stagnantly in front of my eyes.
I slowly turn my head to the left to see if the subway was coming down the track, when I notice a HUGE hornet hovering in the air next to my face. It was moving so slowly and kind of resting in the stale air that was consuming the entire underground area. The hornet startles me cuz it is so close to my face, but then I start to laugh cuz it is moving SO SLOWLY! As I go to turn my head away, this lazy hornet suddenly gets a burst of energy and lands directly on my left eyeball.
I IMMEDIATLY FREAK! I grab the bee off my eye and throw it towards the ground, all the while doing a little scardey-cat dance and shaking my body in massive convulsions. People all around me were staring and laughing and I just kept shuddering.
Eventually the subway came and I got on it. I stood there, holding the pole, reminiscing about the horrifying experience I just had. I look down at my shoes, pondering the moment, when I realize that the hornet it now sitting on my shirt staring at me with it's beady eyes. Just staring at me!
Once again....I flip out, grab it off my shirt and throw it away from me.
Who knows where it ended up.
As long as it stopped stalking me!
---end scene---
